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Post by Smokin' Joe's Racing on Feb 9, 2007 12:05:22 GMT -7
A Louisville Basketball player reported to Rick Pitino's office terribly overweight, so PEE put him on a diet.
I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
"The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the player returned, He shocked PEE. He had lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that’s amazing!" PEE said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The player nodded. "Ill tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked PEE."
"No, from all that skipping!"
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Post by 2FAST4U on Feb 9, 2007 23:51:21 GMT -7
A Louisville Basketball player reported to Rick Pitino's office terribly overweight, so PEE put him on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the player returned, He shocked PEE. He had lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that’s amazing!" PEE said. "Did you follow my instructions?" The player nodded. "Ill tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked PEE." "No, from all that skipping!" now that is funny... ;D ;D ;D
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